Hokage's Office

*finishes paperwork* I think I'll go see what's happening outside

*phases in*

I propose an alliance.

Sign and we're allies; don't sign and I will close trade routes along your border and possibly even go to war.

*shows papers*

*phases out*

You hear a voice: Sign it, I will know if you did...

hmmmm, of course I will sign! *signs paper* that should do!

you hear a voice

Good...

*papers poof out of existance*

*after eating ramen* Well lets see, I better get to work. The papers dont fill in themselves.

*poofs in*

They can!

PAPERWORK NO JUTSU!!!

*all the paperwork is magically finished*

Oh sweet. How'd you get to learn that jutsu?

Thats for me to know and youuuuu to never find out.

Nah just kidding all I did was poof all your paperwork outside, make thousands of shadow clones to do 1 paper each and then poofed back in before the smoke cleared.

*scratches head*... isn't that kinda cheating? No offense...

All's fair in life and death.

Well I say. Well, I'm bored. I dunno what to do. Its paperwork all these days. Ever since the sixth hokage was dead everything got boring.

Hire people, have them do paperwork and go raid some bandit camp or something...

But isn't that why we have genin, and chunin, and jounin? Hokage level missions are pretty rare. They don't usually happen. It's not like a bird will come in with a message and needs me to do something.

Just because your Hokage doesn't mean you cant go out and have a bit of fun.

*bird flies in the window* hey look a bird. Hey look a free coupon for ichiraku! I'll save that for later. Anyways, I guess I could play a few games of Mushiking, or gamble a bit.

*poofs into room* Hmm... I guess Hokage isn't here right now. Oh well. *places a trade route document and package on table*

(package contains a bottle of strong ice wine)

*30 minutes later* well, I won of few games of slots, hey a package from sunokage! Wine? I'll put it in the freezer for now.

Well, sniff sniff, FIRE! *Sends falcon to Desukage and Sunokage*

*teleports here*

Ok...I left a clone at Snow...shouln't you be there too?

*Meanwhile*

(at Snow) Clone: Sorry, I am busy in Leaf at the moment. Don't worry; anything you tell me, the real me will know.

Right now there is 3 mes. One should be getting my ice cream.
*poof* Clone: I'm back
Hey, you bit my ice cream!
Clone:srry I was hungry.
Are you going to help me?

Ok...

Hmm...weak water jutsu...

Suiton: Teppo Dama

*waterball explodes on fire*

(wait, what jutsu is that in english)
Water style, water dragon jutsu!
Well, how much fire is left in here?

(water bullet)

Uhh...yeah no more fire but you kinda killed your office...

Desk is up-side down, papers are wet, window is cracked

Want help with that?

Kinjutsu: Reversal of Time!

State of office goes back to before fire

*extinguishes small fire*

Ok fixed.

I got an idea! Lets turn my office to a swimming pool! Haven't had that much fun for a while.

I have a better idea

*poofs outside*

Doton: Doryuudan!

*ground in front of me moves somewhere else in form of a dragon*

Stone hardening jutsu!

*dirt hardens*

Suiton: Suiryuudan!

*pool fills*